An ugly incident in New York

Whilst in New York this month it became obvious to me that I am irresistable to women. I was just walking down the street wearing a hat and t-shirt and suddenly Tyra Banks, Elle McPherson, and many other famous women all swarmed to me like so much bees to the proverbial honey as it were. There was an awkward moment or two when a cat fight erupted betwixst them all to see who would be my date. Then after I let that play out for a while, I had to break the news that I am currently married. I said "currently" to see if another cat fight would ensue with them and Kasie. It did and Kasie defeated them all with a series of spinning roundhouse kicks. The only consolation prize for them was that I allowed them to each take a picture with me. As you can see, some of the women were better sports than others. Selma Hayek (top picture) looks especially dejected at not being selected as my main squeeze. J Lo continued to glare at the other women, especially Kasie, with extreme venom.