On my latest trip to "Casual Male XL" (for truly, who if not I exemplifies the qualities of an XL casual male?) I stumbled upon a small treasure. Perhaps I am underselling it, let me rephrase. It was the greatest thing that has ever happened to any man inside any casual male XL store since the beginning of time.
I was looking for shoes and not having luck when the proprietor of said store asked if I would be interested in a 44Long suit. He showed it to me and I said it was nice, but then he dropped the atom bomb of all price quotes. How about $45 dollars? He said that it was ringing up at that price when they got it in the store, which is at least $200 less than any other suit they had in stock. I assumed that someone had been buried in it, dug up, then the suit had been put on the rack. No sir! This suit was brand new, and never been worn. It seemed destiny had brought me and my lucky suit together and no force on earth would tear us apart (except perhaps a future spaghetti stain that the dry cleaner can't get out). Here's a winning picture of me and my lucky suit, ready to take on the world. Hopefully you'll see pictures of me and the lucky suit accepting the nobel prize and winning the heavyweight championship of the world soon.
Well, I probably wouldn't hold my breath on the heavyweight championship title but there could be hope of a Nobel prize one day (once you get on board with global warming that is). The suit is stunning! What a steal. Love the color. How lucky are you?!
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