Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Sister song














Autumn made up a song on Saturday called "Abby is a weirdo". As she began to sing it to me, I quickly cut her off and told her that if she was going to sing a song about her sister like that she needed to include herself in it as well- thinking that if they both were weirdos then it wouldn't be hurtful. Wow. Like the wisdom of Solomon, right? She pondered thoughtfully then began again:

"Abby is a weirdo, and Autumn is not"

Hmmm...not exactly what I had in mind. Back to parenting school...

Monday, February 16, 2009

Hot New Interior Decorator











We have decided to hire an interior decorator to work on our upstair loft area. You may have heard the buzz about him. Donavan.....He's so hot right now...........Donavan.

Saturday, February 14, 2009

the seatbelt of death


As we all know, seatbelts kill way more people than they save. Case in point, the other day as I drove to the store with the kids, Autumn managed to entangle herself in her belt so thoroughly that she couldn't get out by herself. She had the buckle released but it was wrapped around her waist in a knot and she was screaming at me to help her. Luckily I didn’t crash because she probably would have been chopped in two. Once we arrived at the store, I tried to get her out but when I pulled the belt, it just tightened more- which made her hysterical. I still hoped that if she could just calm down she would be able to wriggle her way out so I left her and Hannah in the car while I took the other 2 inside. While inside, the girls (I found out later) had started to pray and I got the answer in my brain as to how to free her. I got back to the car and Hannah had been helpful enough to tell Autumn that if she was trapped for too long she would die. That didn’t seem to calm her down much. Autumn was screaming “Cut it!” over and over but that didn’t seem like a cost effective release strategy to me. Instead, I lifted her body and twisted her in the air in a cartwheel like manner. Unfortunately, I did it the wrong way and so the seatbelt squeezed her tighter. I reversed the air cartwheel and two spins later, Autumn was free. So as you may have guessed, the moral of this story is never fasten your seatbelt. If you must, I have included a tutorial picture.
Have you ever learned anything in your life? Feel free to share.

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Autumn's baptism






















Autumn is the newest member in our family to join the church. The guy conducting the meeting was funny because he had the kids stand up and look at the audience and then he told the kids, "See all those people? You're better then all of them." He warned them it was just temporary though since we all make mistakes. Speaking of mistakes, I'll tell you about one tomorrow...That's what we call a tease in the business.