the parents

So when the parents were here a few weeks back, we took them to an undisclosed location in San Francisco that I don't want to give away. I'll give you a hint though. It's a pier. See if you can guess which one. Okay, I'll tell you. It's Pier 39.


At said pier, there were boats. Also, this strange and beautiful supermodel jumped in the picture with my parents. She was a foreigner. Her name was "Kay-See"


In the background of this one you can see Alcatraz. We had thought that international super-model "Kay-see" might get bored and leave, but she seemed really attached to the parents. We could have taken a tour but we were afraid that it might be like the movie "The Rock" and we'd get taken hostage and that the terrorists would have nuclear weapons that we'd have to dismantle while simultaneously taking out all the bad guys. All that would have been fine, but as you know, I do not like giant needles stabbed directly into my heart so that was a deal breaker. Anyway, long story short, check out "The Rock" with Nicholas Cage and Sean Connery next time it comes on TV, which as far as I can tell is every 3rd day.


The GPS unit, which letters should stand for "Big Dumb Dummy Piece of Garbage Liar Face", but it doesn't, because the first letters of all of that don't match up even close to that. And what manufacturer would really make something with a name like big dumb dummy piece of garbage liar face? However, we feel that way because it took us to the wrong Pier 39. I mean how dumb is that thing? Did it think we wanted to go to the Pier 39 with actual cargo bays and no delicious restaurants and rides and fresh donut maker guys? It should definitely know that's what we wanted. Here's "Kay-see" showing her displeasure.